Here's some questions to puzzle over:
Why do girls wear high heels? Are they inherently masochistic? Or is it so they can have a weapon closeby at all times?
Why do girls wear makeup? Why do queers men wear makeup?
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in eating fruits and vegetables?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
What's the opposite of opposite?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
[Hexed to Jimmy!]
One more question:
Want to go camping in the backyard?
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